Okay, not really, but I just just keep smelling that lovely Portapotty air freshner… and that is not good seeing as I’m not in a Portapotty as I type this. Yeh, shower about 5 seconds after I finish this post.
Why, my dear 3 readers, was I in the Portapotty in the first place? Why, it is THE “in” place to hang out these days, didn’t you know? Okay… fine….
Yes, it may shock many of you… but I went out tonight.
I know.
I’ll give you a moment to collect yourself.
Better?
Yep, a friend called inviting me along to the Angel Ride concert with their friends since they knew Tim was out of town and she figured I needed some adult interaction. Boy, was she right. And yes, shock of all shocks, I agreed.
I’ll give you another moment…
Gama and Pop Pop entertained the brood while I went out. Had a great time. Really enjoyed the first band, Mustang Sally.They were beyond funny. Seriously, when a country singer busts out in “I’ve got a big butt and I cannot lie…” (yes, yes, I know the lyrics are diff, she sang it that way)… oh GAWD it was drink spitting out hysterical.
And, well, Gary Allen was good, I think. I’ve been to plenty of loud concerts, plenty. But when the table cloth starts to vibrate off, well, they might need to turn it down a bit. It was so loud I truly I had NO idea what the man was singing. Then I started feeling old for thinking he was too loud. Sigh. Oh, and by the way, I don’t think he was hot. Girls were going CRAZY about him. I just hung out..
It went downhill when I asked one of the women at our table (one of Tori’s old dance teachers) why he was singing about “steaks.” And, between giggles she let me know that would be “mistakes”… well, I just went back to the people-watching.
And, ooooooeeeeeee, was there some good people-watching. Bikers. And wannabe bikers. Leather pants and enough chaps to last a lifetime. And for what it’s worth: my friend’s husband commented that the one thing he learned from the night: only woman should wear the chaps.
I’d have to agree.
I’ve collected the passed out children and brought them home. And now I’m going to go to sleep myself. (Well, after my shower. Ewwwwww!)
Night.