Board?

Glad Fred found some friends to play games with last night.

Hope they did not leave out Rudolph if he stopped by for a visit.

Fred, the Dinosaur Whisperer

About to climb the walls?

Thankfully it was a Silent Night

I’m glad I have unlimited texting on iPrecious

Grand Theft Auto Elf on the Shelf?

The boys woke up this morning to find my van out of the garage. Not only that it was pulled up to the door, lights on with music blaring.

What the…?

We wandered outside to discover Fred’s latest antics were a bit wild.

Do you see him?

Seriously, I am not sure Fred even has a driver’s license.

Psssssst Fred? I can’t be bought with sugar, try another bribe next time.

*Yes, I had to wait until the sun came up a tad for my photos.

And since the video I shot SUCKED… enjoy the music video. This features the song that was blaring in the van. Now you can enjoy the full multimedia experience I planned to share.

Starting to look a lot like Christmas

‘Tis true. Started putting out the Christmas stuff last night since the boxes came down from the attic.

But I am obviously not moving fast enough for Fred since he took matters into his own hands last night and started in on the naked tree with some simple garland. That, or he was rappelling?

YAY! Twenty two more days of Adventures with Fred. Oh, by the way, if you are new to the blog and unfamiliar with Fred the Elf then read this post from last year.

Fred the lush.

Sorry, he fell off the wagon.

Hard.

Heck HALF that bottle is gone!!!

Lush.

Fred the last great Cowboy, er, Cowelf?

Fred under glass… a study in form.